Beach Spook Update:
Our reporter at the beach caught another snap shot of the Lake Worth Beach and Casino phantom. We have documented multiple orbs flying round the casino building in this picture. The picture even reveals the outline of a phantom's face on one of the corroding support columns. We are in the process of starting a petition drive to collect signatures to stop and preserve this remnant of Lake Worth charm. We understand how important keeping such a spooky habitat intact is to you and your family. We have established communications with other groups that share the same goal of saving this pristine phantom habitat that the Casino appears to be. Help save our phantom, which we have affectionately named "Sandy, the Spooky Ghost". Since we appreciate our sand as being even better than Palm Beach's sand, we thought that was an appropriate name. Like the sand on our beach, "Sandy, the Spooky Ghost" is a true treasure and part of our cities charm that must be saved.
Remember to donate liberally and as often as possible because we need our ion detectors to proceed with our investigation. Watch for future reports as we try to communicate one-on-one with "Sandy".
"It's our Beach, Our Money, Our Ghost - It's our Sandy."
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