Friday, July 25, 2008

"Fat Bastard" Calls it Quits

It would seem that Jim Stafford has called it quits and the scramble is on to do damage control.

We suggest for a good laugh you visit "Mothership" Media where the alien baker is desperately trying to walk away from his volumes of negative attack comments. Fear not alien baker, we have every word saved for posterity. Although, there is descent amongst the bridge crew of the mothership, some would like to see the pies put into the oven by the alien baker become part of the mythology of Lake Worth. They want to see those B.S. filled pastries become fact. That's to bad for you alien baker.

Back to Jim. It seems to us that the "Fat Bastard" has removed his collar and the bull dog has awoken from his nap. (NOT A GOOD THING) Current Alien rhetoric describes him as "a smut peddler" or "the Larry Flint of Lake Worth" if that's true than this is a very poor development for the mothership. The league believes the best place for him was tied up running his own election. Being a candidate would have severely limited his ability to slash and burn. Now free to be a privateer working for the highest bidder, as other blogs have suggested, he could get nasty.
Let's hope for everyones sake he really is leaving town!

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