ONLY ON S.P.!
Our trusty Pimpernel paparazzi worked their telephotos off to get Lake Worth's own telegenic and titillating troubadour of tunefulness en canto, tooting another torch song to sooth the savage breast.
BEWARE!!
Some parts of that outfit may be larger than they appear. It looks like our sentimental serenader appears to possess ivy on the head - perhaps to cover male pattern baldness, but perhaps his brains took over space commonly reserved for hair roots as in other humans. We are sure if asked, he would say that it is "reminiscent of those Roman Senators of ancient times." We all know that our contemporary Senators have nothing on ancient Roman ones. We hear that this specimen can be heard at Club A.J.s on Wednesday nights. Can't this guy get a day job?
OOOOPPS! Maybe he has one, come to think of it, look at the farmer tan!
OOOOPPS! Maybe he has one, come to think of it, look at the farmer tan!
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