Sauer has Gone Sour on 5.........

"There’s little chance that former WPTV-Channel 5 anchorwoman Laurel Sauer will just silently fade in the sunset.

Minutes after she was either fired or quit, depending whom you talk to, the 53-year-old cancer survivor who spent more than half her life on local television got lawyered up."

Read More http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/jose/entries/2008/09/27/sauer_looking_at_legal_options.html

We hope they replace her and old Jim with some eye candy......

All Eyes on Wall Street.....

"In a stunning vote that shocked the capital and worldwide markets, the House on Monday defeated a $700 billion emergency rescue for the nation's financial system, ignoring urgent warnings from President Bush and congressional leaders of both parties that the economy could nosedive without it."

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FINANCIAL_MELTDOWN?SITE=FLPAP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Happy Trails Sundance....

Paul Newman died yesterday at the age of 83.

Battle Rages in Orbit above Earth....

Our fighter wing joined the colonial forces in their defense of the Bay Area in orbit above earth. The Alien Fleet with superior numbers and a self proclaimed moral authority was beaten back to the outer solar system. While our fighters did receive damage the Alien Horde continues to show that they can be defeated by reason and logic.

We believe they will continue their misinformation campaign and palm card drops all over Lake Worth. We are beating them back and forcing them to use smear tactics, name calling, and lies in their campaign to control the hearts and minds of the community.

Battle Footage from Orbit!

Breaking News: Alien Horde Invades San Francisco

Breaking News: Lake Worth is not the only US city under Alien Attack! This video is fresh from the news wires! The Alien "MotherShip" and support vessels are landing all over the Bay Area!




The League will send its fighter wing in support of our brothers on the West Coast! This new theater of battle will leave Lake Worth's AOR without air support for the next few hours. Pray for our brave pilots as they engage the evil Empire in battle!

Please send your donations so we can complete our goal of purchasing 10 Vipers before its to late!

Join the League today! Visit your local recruiting office!

This site is Pure Crap.....

Vanishing Ink on the "Trash Boards" said:

"I think that the blog is pure crap. "

Your right VI! This blog is pure crap! Its Political Satire, Lampoon News, and not reality. That's what makes the heavy handed Alien response so comical. In their reality, which hardly anyone shares, we are a real place reporting real events.

No, we didn't buy a space ship, believe ghosts haunt the Casino, or believe Alien invaders are attacking our community.

We are about having fun with all the wacky political crap that goes in this crazy little town!

VI please keeping speaking the truth! We have always respected your view!

Chinese astronaut makes nation's first spacewalk

China's advance into space is an ominous sign for the US and other western powers. If you had any doubt about the Chinese ability to deliver inter-continental missile on target you can put them to rest. MRV technology still proves elusive for the Chinese but that's only a matter of time until they crack the problem. These new developments show the real need for a working missile defense system. As the US falls quickly from its role as a world leader the Chinese seem more then willing to take our place!

"China is also pursuing lunar exploration and may attempt to land a man on the moon in the next decade - possibly ahead of NASA's 2020 target date for returning to the moon."

Read More http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_CHINA_SPACE?SITE=FLPAP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-09-27-07-26-01

Feds take files from McCarty's home

Real governmental corruption!

Read More from the (left-wing propaganda) Post http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/south/epaper/2008/09/26/0925mccartyraid.html

Another Day of Finger pointing from the "Mothership".....

It has become clear that with out the "Fat Bastard" and "Toga Boy" the Alien invades have little else to draw traffic to their website. Please continue your attacks and Admin supported smear campaign! Your creating an attack board that makes the "Trash Boards" look like Disneyland! We are looking forward to the 2009 elections because we are saving every word!

Breaking News: Footage from the Front....

We have just received footage of our brave freedom fighters actively engaging the Alien Horde in battle!

We who are about to die salute you!

Because

The Truth Does Matter!

Join us Today!

New Weapon in Fight Against Fascism....

The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is proud to announce that we have purchased three surplus Viper Mark II interceptors!

The League can now provide air cover over Lake Worth in support of the battle against the Fascist Alien Horde that has descended on our community. Please continue to donate to the cause as we would like to be able to field 10 Vipers! Currently our small Viper wing can reach earth orbit and engage the enemy "Mothership" but is limited to hit and run attacks. With 10 Vipers we could engage the enemy in direct conflict and work towards total VICTORY!

We are looking for a few brave souls to pilot these fighters in long days to come! We thought that many of would be interested in a let pay back, if so, contact your local League recruiter for more information!

“Nothing can be more contrary to Aliens and the "Mothership" than reason and common sense”

Thank You for the Support....

We would like to thank all of you for visiting our blog!

Total Unique Visitors this month: 952

Visitors came from 86 cities worldwide!

We would also like to thank the visitors that have emailed us their support, especially in the last 48 hours! Some great ideas also came in via email and we will work on posting them! We would love to publish your stories, cartoons, photos and ideas as well. Your words of support and inspiration are why we publish this blog! Someone has to stand up to the evil menace that faces our city!

You can contact us by emailing j.medina19@yahoo.com or by posting an anonymous comment.

"Mothership" Continues Attacks....

They continue to make the claim that the "Fat Bastard" and "Toga Boy" are the authors of this blog without proof!

What others issues have they fabricated evidence about? West Palm Water? The Utility? Sources inside city hall?

You be the judge!

Who will they turn their camera on next? Will it be you?

"Mothership" Continues Misinformation Campaign...

If you believe this statement we have a bridge to sell you!

"It's very easy to steal signs , place them illegally, and take pictures of them,which was done with the VOTE NO signs in the last election,and now with the Varela and maybe Mulvahil signs,also . What is the point? All of the candidates work hard,and to have their signs stolen and used this way is low.Unfortunately,some sign theft has started already. It's not funny,it's theft. I hope you get caught the next time you touch a sign to stage one of your fake photos."

We can't be caught when we don't touch signs! Thousands of people have driven by that location and viewed the signs and you just lie!

Lies and more Lies!

What won't they say?

I WANT YOU....

Lake Worth Fight Fascism Before its to Late....

"The American Fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact."

Sounds a bit like a local vocal minority bent on imposing their radical will on all of us!

Join us in the battle to stop fascism in Lake Worth!

We are committed to "take the battle to the enemy, disrupt his plans, and confront the worst threats before they emerge."

Report enemy movements, propaganda, misinformation, and lies before its to late!

They are currently collecting images of all you waiting until you oppose their will.

WILL YOU BE NEXT?

"Mothership" behavior in a sentence....

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

- Mahatma Gandhi

Who is cooking in the Chefs kitchen?

After today's post we are convinced that the Chef is no longer cooking is his own kitchen. It would seem that he as become a puppet. As the ghost writer tries to point the finger at others it only highlights Lake Worth's biggest hypocrite for all to see.

You can't clean that kitchen. We copied every single word from each of his venom filled receipts and Lindsey won't walk away from her attack dog that easy!

"Mothership" Continues Attacks....

The "Mothership" continues its attacks of private residents. They claim to be the "Righteous Lake Worth" message board but the reality is that they are the most negative hateful people in the community. The site is nothing more than a collection of the most radical residents the city has to offer. The very people that stop ALL progress.

We the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel can not be intimated. The Mothership knows that! So they smear the most likely suspects. We hope that their childish name calling continues! It shines a bright light on their shameful behaviors.

You can't get us fired can you Lt. Dutch Boy? So, you have turned to smear tactics on people you think might be us!

In the words of the Winston Churchill:

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!"

We will not run! We will stand and fight! We will be victorious! We are the Scarlet Pimpernel!

The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is on a Quest.

The league is on a quest to diagnose the group mania(s) present on the Mothership Media site. To this end, we offer this link. From the list presented, chose the condition which best fits the behaviors displayed by Captain Sparky, Lt. Dutchboy and all the gang. Feel free to respond once you find a diagnosis. If enough respond, we will have a drawing for prizes which include a copy of The Bell Jar.

Happy Diagnosing!